Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Sorry, esteemed members of the Eastern Task Force, but SBD will not be in attendance this weekend. As much as it pains me, it is my gf's bday and i gotta prioritize! I'll take a moment to think of you guys laying down heavy fire...all the wounded neckmeat...dented foreheads...general malaise...the agony of defeat and the spoils of victory. I can hear the rapid winding of hot gearboxes...the sweet report a bb makes when it goes from 380 fps to 0 on assmeat in an instant...(shudder)...oh, soon...Maybelline will come for you...just not this weekend. Until then...ah-likem-salami!