Sorry :(-

Sorry, esteemed members of the Eastern Task Force, but SBD will not be in attendance this weekend. As much as it pains me, it is my gf's bday and i gotta prioritize! I'll take a moment to think of you guys laying down heavy fire...all the wounded neckmeat...dented foreheads...general malaise...the agony of defeat and the spoils of victory. I can hear the rapid winding of hot gearboxes...the sweet report a bb makes when it goes from 380 fps to 0 on assmeat in an instant...(shudder)...oh, soon...Maybelline will come for you...just not this weekend. Until then...ah-likem-salami!